Photobucket 19/f/Osohe. Ask me anything!

They NEEDED it!

They NEEDED it!

Beds, couches, floors, it’s all good.

Beds, couches, floors, it’s all good.

Everything else is a cakewalk after you’ve had to deal with being some frilly-ass maid for a bunch of gross-ass pigs.

Everything else is a cakewalk after you’ve had to deal with being some frilly-ass maid for a bunch of gross-ass pigs.

Don’t fucking use that fucking tone of voice with me.

Don’t fucking use that fucking tone of voice with me.

Don’t ask me to compare ‘em. That’d mean I’ve gotta go smell ‘em first.

Don’t ask me to compare ‘em. That’d mean I’ve gotta go smell ‘em first.

Gotta keep in shape, y’know… in the most EXCITING way possible!

Gotta keep in shape, y’know… in the most EXCITING way possible!

Yeah. Habit. That’s it. Promise.

Yeah. Habit. That’s it. Promise.

Damn shame he’s fuckin’ hideous.

Damn shame he’s fuckin’ hideous.

So, nah. I don’t really care.

So, nah. I don’t really care.

…What? Why’re ya lookin’ at me like that?

…What? Why’re ya lookin’ at me like that?

Anonymous asked:

What's with duster and his cheese anyway?

…That’s a goddamn excellent question, man.

I mayor may not.

I mayor may not.

It’s not like I kept trying a million more times or anything.

It’s not like I kept trying a million more times or anything.

…They’re not as comfy as I thought.

…They’re not as comfy as I thought.

But if I had to choose, it’d be… uh… magic pudding!

But if I had to choose, it’d be… uh… magic pudding!